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Math Horoscope

Ever read your horoscope? How about your Mathematical Horoscope… Check out the site below to find yours!

http://www2.stetson.edu/~efriedma/horoscope/


Funny Math Joke  :)

The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders (which is a type of snake)
, and we need logs (a math manipulative)
, to multiply."
Math Poem
"Smart" by Shel Silverstein

 


My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes-I guess he don't know
that three is more than two!

Just them, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
and the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
and he went red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head-
Too proud of me to speak!

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